Which one make you laugh?

Which number did it for u?? 😂😂😂😝

1. Most of the guys that say they
don't
date
fat girls have fat mothers.
Be humble like your dad😂😂😂😝
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2. It's better to sit in a bar thinking
about God
than to sit in a church thinking about
beer😝😝
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3. Have you ever been next to people
who
gossip so much that you're even
scared of leaving them cause you
know you're next😂😝😂
_______________
4. The man who marries a beautiful
woman
and the farmer who grows corn by
the
roadside have thesame problem...😂😂😝
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5. Some females are so afraid of
killing
cockroaches but they already did 5
abortions😂😝😂😝
__________
6. You will see a 13 year old girl
posting stuff
like "I want to forget everything and
move on"
forget what little sister?...
(The multiplication table?)
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7. A man is the head of
the family, & a
woman is the neck that turns the
head
(smiles)😝😂😂
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8. Treat every part of your towel
nicely
because the part that wipes your
buttocks
today may wipe your face tomorrow
(Real
fact)😂😂
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9. If a girl dumps you because you
don't have money and after you have
made
money...
She comes back begging...
My brother... Forgive her... Promise
her
marriage... Tell her family that you
want
to renovate their house... Remove
their roof
and
DISAPPEAR😂😂😂
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10. When you see a poor man eating
chicken, he is either  sick or the
chicken was sick
( I
am a witness)
*_Which number made u smile????_*😝😝😝😂😂

*Shollybrown*